Emma Kent is widely known by a small lunch table for her extreme theories about life and society. They make everyone question the fabric of space itself and also attack all of her beliefs.

The Theories Edit

  • All snakes are green in the dark
  • Aliens in fact do not exist
  • If milk were black, all of society as well as the fundamental implications of color would be drastically changed
  • Firetrucks are animals
  • Strict spelling is absolutely necessary for basic communication
  • You can not have negative variables
  • Pistachio shells are poisonous
  • The Milk Hole can have nothing but milk inside of it
  • You should allow yourself to be suppressed by society
  • Everything is a conspiracy
  • Are jellyfish really animals?
  • Swans never die

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