Emma Kent is widely known by a small lunch table for her extreme theories about life and society. They make everyone question the fabric of space itself and also attack all of her beliefs.
The Theories Edit
- All snakes are green in the dark
- Aliens in fact do not exist
- If milk were black, all of society as well as the fundamental implications of color would be drastically changed
- Firetrucks are animals
- Strict spelling is absolutely necessary for basic communication
- You can not have negative variables
- Pistachio shells are poisonous
- The Milk Hole can have nothing but milk inside of it
- You should allow yourself to be suppressed by society
- Everything is a conspiracy
- Are jellyfish really animals?
- Swans never die