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Mr. Fleming is known to wear varying ties that may appear to be strange to the human eye, but are actually vital to the world's stability. Higher beings such as himself know that the ties as spectacular and that they are the reason we exist. Legend has it that when earth was created from fire long ago, the ties were forged in the magma core of our new planet to safeguard the planet's creation. When earth completed its formation, they became long-lost artifacts that granted swag if you retrieved them. Mr. Fleming retrieved them, therefore he is swag itself. A swag that Justin Bieber will never have, for he does not have the fabulous ties that Mr. Fleming has. Anyone who attempts to steal them from their rightful owner will receive a re-Ferral and will never be seen again.