--My fellow americans, today I come to you to take back what is ours. Today, I will take back what is mine. Last week Mr. Obama and his big government STOLE my iphone away from me my iphone they did they stole it my iphone what the heck. Mr. Obama, I am coming for you and your big government and I will take BACK my iphone with the fine gentlemen here today. RRRRRRRRRRRR, mmmmmmmmmmMMMMMM, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, hhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnn, jjjjjjjjjjj and they make me so mad.
Mr obama, give me back my iphone please, I need it to be epic and cool and play fortnite. GRRRRRRRR I ASKED NICELY MR OBAMA FRICK YOU YOU STINKY N-WA WHAT THE HECCOLD YOU LIL SLUT WTFRICKKKKKKKKKKKC. I brought with me Mr. Man to teach you a lesson you weird little moshi. MUSHY OBAMA MUSHY OBAMA EAT MY VEGETABLES YOU COW.
Hey yo it is me mr man and I am so cool what frick. As mr man I promise to make this country so cool. But really I wanna salughter BIIG GOBE RNMERNT RRRRRRRRRR BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME SO OO MADE WHAT THE IFRKCKKKKKKK RRRRRR BUIGG GOVERNMENT WHY TGHE HECKKIIIN WHY DID YOU TAKE MR SENSEI’S IPHONE AWAY FROM HIM WHY THE FRICK BIG GOVERNMENT MR SENSEI WAS SUCH A SWEET LITTLE BOY. JUST BECAUSE HE BEAT 7 PEOPLE TO DEATH WITH IT DOESN’T ME YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO TAKE IT AWAY. rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Ok it is back to me, mr sensei, here I am, what thfricck. Mr obaamam wtheccon you lil government wtfrick you big gvoernmet youstill sotle my iOHE MY IPHONE MY IOHEPEHNE heccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc how I upposed to play FORTNITE without my IPHONE mr OBAMA. Mr sans would disaprove of your malicious behavior obunga.
Here is a photograph of mr obama taunting me by holding my iphone rrrrrrr he make me soooo angry tfric. Rrrrrrrr that wierd looking moshi doesnt desrive to holed my ihohe rrrr nd me mad mmmm me angry. His skin is a darker brown than my skin and I disaprove. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, he is so gross and moshi the hell you damn idjit. Silly obama, monkeys like you could never hope to understand an Iphone, you have to be 180+ iq in order to understand the vastly complex and intriquite iphone. Grrrrrrrrrr HE MAKE SM EME SO AGRNY RRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN. But, it wasn’t jus mr obama who stole my iphe. IT WAS THE BIG GOVRENMTN> BIG GOVENRMENT SHOULD TELLL MEW HAT TO EAT OR WHEN TO HAVE KIDS RRRRR EGVERYTHINGN IS CONTROLED AND IT MAEKS ME SOOO MAD WTHEEEEEEEEEEEECCCC BIG GOVERNENTN SHOULDN RULE M TLIFE HEY ARE SO UN_EPCI
As the all mighty alex jones once said “GRRRRRRRRRRRR MMMMMMMMMM.”
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR MR BALBOA WHY DID YOU BEAT ME WITH YOUR ROCK WHY MR OBAMA OMBUNGA WHY ARE YOU SO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEENY MISTOWBAA EEEAAAAAAAAARR LOOK AT YOUR WIERD EYS ETRFRICK I ONCE HEARD A DUCK AND IT WENT *play duck ear rape here* and tht reminhds ME OF THE BNIGG BOGERNMETN THAT STOLE MY IPHEONE WAWAYFRIM ME RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THEY DONT SHOUDL NT DOT THAT THEY MEEEEANTYY BIG GGTOGVNERMTN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.