The petite teacher of 8th and 9th grade English. Her fashion sense is better than yours and her children are cuter than you ever were. All you ever read in her class is stories where the protagonist doesn't win, and she revels in well-written death scenes. Her writing grade rubric consists of taking what would be the FCAT score and taking it down a number.

Try making a joke about frogs, you'll be greatly amused

Quotes Edit

  • "Hello trolls"
  • "What do you have against death?"
  • "Now your essay... *laughs nervously*"
  • "But I digress...."
  • "Shut up Daniel"
  • "I did *not* kill that dog!"
  • Loving Thomas for being stupid
  • Yes Scout is a girl

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